1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:04,069 ♪♪ [madonna's "Lucky star"] 2 00:00:08,142 --> 00:00:09,841 Five, six, seven, eight. 3 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:20,752 ♪ you must be my lucky star ♪ 4 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:23,322 ♪ 'cause you shine on me ♪ 5 00:00:23,390 --> 00:00:27,292 I just want you to know I never Could've made it without ya. 6 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,594 ♪ and I start to glow ♪ 7 00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:34,133 ♪ and I need your light and, baby, you know ♪ 8 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:38,570 It means so much to me that You guys are cool with this, 9 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:40,605 And I want you To know one more thing: 10 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:45,109 Just because I got the dream 11 00:00:45,178 --> 00:00:47,979 Doesn't mean I'm gonna sell out. 12 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:52,918 You guys will be my priority And my best friends... Forever. 13 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,155 Okay, so... How do I look? 14 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:58,157 Amazing. 15 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,292 Sassy and sexy. 16 00:01:01,328 --> 00:01:02,694 Hug it. 17 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:04,295 I love you guys. 18 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:08,467 All right. Enough with the Bonding. I'm late for practice. 19 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:10,869 [carmen squeals] 20 00:01:10,937 --> 00:01:13,004 Practice. 21 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,507 I could so totally Pinch myself. 22 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:23,615 [scoffs] I can't believe She's a cheerleader now. 23 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:26,852 Is it too late To do an intervention? 24 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,822 ♪ shine your heavenly body tonight ♪ 25 00:01:34,495 --> 00:01:39,298 ♪ 'cause I know you're gonna make everything all right ♪ 26 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,007 ♪ think it over once or twice ♪ 27 00:01:49,075 --> 00:01:51,510 ♪ what lasts the longest in this life ♪ 28 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:55,780 ♪ character or rock-hard thighs ♪ 29 00:01:55,849 --> 00:01:58,249 ♪ in the end do you believe ♪ 30 00:01:58,318 --> 00:02:00,552 ♪ that beauty lies in what you see ♪ 31 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,654 ♪ 'cause if you do, then, baby ♪ 32 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:04,389 ♪ you've been deceived ♪ 33 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:07,459 ♪ well, me and b ♪ 34 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:11,396 ♪ we hate supermodels ♪ 35 00:02:15,035 --> 00:02:20,772 ♪ it's just that I'm tired of being compared ♪ 36 00:02:41,762 --> 00:02:43,027 Oh! 37 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:44,896 Morning, mom. Good morning. 38 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:51,002 How about some Orange juice. Huh? 39 00:02:51,071 --> 00:02:53,237 Mom, watch the do. Oh, sorry. 40 00:02:53,306 --> 00:02:55,239 So, are you getting excited? 41 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:57,509 Only four more days To opening night. 42 00:02:57,578 --> 00:03:00,445 I'm freaked. I'm nowhere near Off-book and it's nearly friday. 43 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:03,682 Oh, you're gonna do great. I know it. 44 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:05,684 Have you told Your father yet? 45 00:03:05,752 --> 00:03:07,252 That I'm still Not off-book? 46 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:10,055 You can't hide the fact That you're doing this play 47 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:11,055 From him forever. 48 00:03:11,124 --> 00:03:12,858 He doesn't have to know. 49 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:13,858 Ever. 50 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:17,596 Morning, son. Mornin', dad. 51 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:20,264 Jean, coffee. 52 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:25,804 So, josh, good news. I just spoke to ron barba, 53 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,406 My noseguard from michigan. 54 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:28,607 Mm. 55 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:31,443 Anyway, he started coaching The offense over there 56 00:03:31,512 --> 00:03:35,213 And as a favor to me he's coming To friday's recruitment dinner. 57 00:03:35,281 --> 00:03:37,048 Could be a big intro for you. 58 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:39,484 You're going to a recruitment Dinner friday night? 59 00:03:39,553 --> 00:03:41,553 He's not gonna make the old man 60 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:44,889 Look bad in front Of an ex-teammate. 61 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:47,225 Actually, dad, uh... 62 00:03:47,294 --> 00:03:50,795 I'm only a sophomore, So I was thinking... 63 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:54,265 I don't have to deal With college stuff For a couple of years... 64 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:57,302 What's the matter with you? We're talking michigan. 65 00:03:57,371 --> 00:04:01,306 Don't let the fact you had A better-than-average season Go to your head. 66 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:03,442 I want you at That dinner on friday. 67 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:06,244 That's all there is to it. 68 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,681 Right. 69 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:10,949 Good. 70 00:04:11,017 --> 00:04:13,284 Jean, breakfast, please. 71 00:04:21,027 --> 00:04:23,428 You know the best part Of being a cheerleader, 72 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:26,531 Other than the spring break Trip to prague that the squad 73 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:29,901 Is going on compliments of mary Cherry and her mother's learjet? 74 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:32,103 The all-you-can-eat Ensure buffet? 75 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:35,674 Sam, come on. I'm being serious now. 76 00:04:35,743 --> 00:04:37,776 This may sound weird. 77 00:04:37,844 --> 00:04:40,745 But I finally feel like I can relax. You know? 78 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:44,749 It's like getting on the squad Released some sort of... 79 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:48,052 Self-esteem hormone, Like a natural prozac. 80 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:51,523 I just... I feel awesome. 81 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:53,492 I'm really happy for you. 82 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:54,493 Thanks. 83 00:04:54,561 --> 00:04:56,127 Sam mcpherson? What? 84 00:04:56,196 --> 00:04:58,897 Principal hall wants to see You in her office. Right now. 85 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:01,500 Uh-oh. What'd you do this time? 86 00:05:01,568 --> 00:05:03,134 I have no idea. 87 00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:06,070 If I don't come back, Remember me fondly. 88 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:08,073 Bye. Bye. 89 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:11,876 Hi, carmen ferrara. 90 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:14,346 Hi, april. 91 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,749 I heard you made cheerleaders. 92 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,818 Way to go. That's awesome. 93 00:05:19,886 --> 00:05:22,020 Yeah. Thanks. I'm pretty psyched. 94 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:27,559 What's your favorite color? 95 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:30,328 Um, green. 96 00:05:30,396 --> 00:05:32,363 Why? 97 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:34,198 Me, too. 98 00:05:36,236 --> 00:05:37,669 Okay. 99 00:05:39,373 --> 00:05:41,806 I have to go to class now. 100 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:46,611 Thanks for talkin' to me. 101 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,613 Okay. 102 00:05:57,958 --> 00:06:00,391 What'd she say? 103 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:03,061 What did she smell like? 104 00:06:03,129 --> 00:06:05,564 Like teen spirit. 105 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:09,901 [whimpers] 106 00:06:09,970 --> 00:06:12,604 Principal hall, You wanted to see me? 107 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,138 Yes, I did. 108 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,607 Sam mcpherson, 109 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:17,976 I want you to meet jamie gunn, 110 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:20,779 A producer For enterteenment today. 111 00:06:20,847 --> 00:06:23,281 The tv show. Hi. 112 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:26,317 - it's nice to meet you. - likewise. 113 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:29,154 I was just telling principal Hall how impressed I was 114 00:06:29,222 --> 00:06:32,290 With the documentary you did For your... Journalism class. 115 00:06:32,359 --> 00:06:34,726 The one on popularity. Yeah. 116 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:36,995 I hope you don't mind I sent it in. 117 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:39,163 Jamie was A student of mine. 118 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:42,333 Two years ago. But let's not Count the rings around This tree trunk. 119 00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:45,170 Oh, I'm... I'm just... I'm really glad you liked it. 120 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:46,337 I loved it. 121 00:06:46,407 --> 00:06:47,906 Such immediacy. Such passion. 122 00:06:47,974 --> 00:06:50,308 That section on That carmen gal. Wow. 123 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:51,943 Very touching. 124 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:55,113 And the gorgeous cheerleader who Just refused to be pigeonholed. 125 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:56,748 What was her name? Brooke mcqueen. 126 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:59,684 Yeah. Well, it got to me. What can I say? 127 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:04,489 Our show hasn't had material That quote-unquote real 128 00:07:04,558 --> 00:07:06,024 In a long time. 129 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:08,293 - and that's where You come in. - pardon? 130 00:07:08,361 --> 00:07:12,731 Jamie wants you to produce a Segment for her television show. 131 00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:14,332 Listen up. 132 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:17,401 I am offering you Ten minutes of airtime. 133 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:19,137 Your crew, Your concept, your call. 134 00:07:19,205 --> 00:07:21,973 Subject to my final Approval, of course. 135 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:23,041 Um... 136 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,209 Uh, that... 137 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:26,344 Wow. Wow. Wow. 138 00:07:26,412 --> 00:07:28,212 I take that that's a yes. 139 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:32,217 That is... More than a yes. That is... When do we start? 140 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:33,885 Great! 141 00:07:35,722 --> 00:07:38,690 Oh. Um, I'm sorry. Am I interrupting? 142 00:07:38,759 --> 00:07:41,426 No, no. Brooke, come. Come in. Come in. 143 00:07:41,495 --> 00:07:45,163 I-I-I want to introduce You to jamie gunn, 144 00:07:45,231 --> 00:07:46,798 enterteenment today. 145 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:47,966 Wow. 146 00:07:48,034 --> 00:07:50,401 You're right. She smells like vanilla. 147 00:07:50,471 --> 00:07:52,070 Brooke, 148 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:54,673 Jamie has just Asked sam to produce 149 00:07:54,741 --> 00:07:56,875 A segment for Her television show. 150 00:07:56,943 --> 00:07:59,277 Oh. Congratulations, sam. 151 00:07:59,345 --> 00:08:00,478 Thank you. 152 00:08:00,546 --> 00:08:03,247 I want brooke... To be The on-air interviewer. 153 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:06,317 - [both] What? - you have got presence. 154 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:10,889 Um, wow. That-that's... That's so flattering. Thank you. 155 00:08:10,957 --> 00:08:14,158 Great. It's a chance To reach a national audience, 156 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:16,394 Kick-start a career in Broadcasting, and maybe even 157 00:08:16,462 --> 00:08:18,830 Make a quote-unquote difference In people's lives, whatever. 158 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:20,398 It sounds great. 159 00:08:20,466 --> 00:08:22,100 Fantastic. Great. Sam? 160 00:08:25,638 --> 00:08:28,873 [sam] So, some days, you want a different label? 161 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:30,809 yeah. 162 00:08:30,877 --> 00:08:32,811 don't you? 163 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:35,914 It's not fair. 164 00:08:35,982 --> 00:08:39,250 This is my video. Why should She get to be on camera? 165 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:42,253 Since when do you care Who's on camera, sam? 166 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:44,355 You wanna be A serious journalist, 167 00:08:44,424 --> 00:08:46,958 Not some blow-dried, On-air automaton, remember? 168 00:08:47,027 --> 00:08:49,760 Look, we busted our butts Filming those interviews. 169 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:53,164 And then brooke shows up for Five presence-filled minutes 170 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:54,733 And suddenly she's a star? 171 00:08:54,801 --> 00:08:58,537 Don't burn me at the stake, But maybe it won't be that bad. 172 00:08:58,605 --> 00:09:01,306 This is a disaster. 173 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,775 How am I supposed to pitch Real journalism ideas 174 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:05,910 To jamie With brooke in the room? 175 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:08,512 I-I'm just gonna blow This whole thing off. 176 00:09:08,581 --> 00:09:12,751 What? Oh. O-okay. Fine. Bail. 177 00:09:12,819 --> 00:09:15,386 Throw away a golden opportunity To show off your vision 178 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:17,421 Because you're too filled With your brooke rivalry 179 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,924 To see the big picture. 180 00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:22,794 This is huge, brooky. 181 00:09:22,863 --> 00:09:25,063 Your connie chung dreams Are comin' true. 182 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:27,632 I just hope that I can pull it off. 183 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:29,433 My only On-camera experience 184 00:09:29,502 --> 00:09:32,036 Is a birthday video I did for my dad. 185 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:34,638 You're blessed with dazzling Looks and a come-hither voice. 186 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:36,741 You don't Need experience. 187 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:38,910 I don't wanna Look like an idiot. 188 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:41,279 I'm gonna rent broadcast news and prepare. 189 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:43,948 Honey, is this insecurity Have to do with that rodeo... 190 00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:46,250 No! Zip! Zip it. 191 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:47,919 You promised Not to tell. 192 00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:49,820 Well, brooke, don't be shy. 193 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:52,156 There's no secrets Among friends who wax. 194 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:53,624 Yeah. 195 00:09:56,362 --> 00:09:58,129 Promise not to tell? 196 00:09:58,198 --> 00:09:59,563 Yes. 197 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:02,466 Okay. Okay. 198 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:03,969 Last month, during career week, 199 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:05,937 Brooky took This career-guide test 200 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:09,440 And the computer said, based On her skills and interests, 201 00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:11,842 The career best suited For her... Was rodeo clown. 202 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,344 [all] No! 203 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:18,682 I wanted to die, you guys. 204 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:21,385 Oh, don't worry about it. These things are random. 205 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,054 I took the very same test, 206 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:25,256 And my career matchup Said, "Mary cherry, 207 00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:28,026 The career that's best suited For you is serial killer." 208 00:10:28,094 --> 00:10:29,760 I mean, oh, my god! 209 00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:31,963 It's crazy! 210 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:36,400 Dude. 211 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,402 Out of all this time, 212 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,372 You still haven't told your Dad that you're in the play? 213 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:42,774 What are you, high? 214 00:10:42,843 --> 00:10:45,309 [sighs] I wish I could Talk to brooke about this. 215 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,345 She was good at getting My head straight. 216 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:49,313 So, why don't you? Nah. 217 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:51,215 We haven't spoken In three weeks, 218 00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:52,716 If you can believe that. 219 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:55,386 God! I can't believe I got myself into this mess. 220 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:56,721 What am I gonna say? 221 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:59,490 "Sorry, dad. Gotta miss The recruitment dinner. 222 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,159 Gotta sing! Gotta dance!" 223 00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:04,495 Look. Either way, you gotta Come clean with your pops. 224 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:06,998 He'll respect the guts It took to step up. 225 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,899 How pissed can the guy be? 226 00:11:08,969 --> 00:11:10,401 The fact is, 227 00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:13,337 You've passed for more yardage Than your brothers ever did. 228 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,639 And your grades, man, They're outstanding. 229 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:17,909 Well, I appreciate The props, s.D. 230 00:11:17,978 --> 00:11:19,844 My dad's got Some messed-up ideas. 231 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:21,712 He's not Like you and me. 232 00:11:21,781 --> 00:11:24,916 I think if you talk to him, He might surprise you. 233 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:29,720 Yeah. If he doesn't Kick my ass. 234 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:30,889 Hey. Hey. 235 00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:33,291 Thought you were outta here. You and me both. 236 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:36,460 I am sick of waiting for My mother to cart me around. 237 00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:39,530 Do you want to go to The dmv and get our licenses? 238 00:11:39,599 --> 00:11:42,333 Yes! Let's go thursday. They Canceled cheerleading practice. 239 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,035 Okay. Yeah. Thursday's fine. Good. 240 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,369 fantastique. fantastique. 241 00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:48,072 Hi, carmen ferrara. 242 00:11:48,141 --> 00:11:50,641 Can I have your... 243 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,676 Autograph, please? 244 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:54,845 Really? 245 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:57,315 My sister's selling Them on the web site. 246 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:58,782 She is? 247 00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:00,118 There's a web site? 248 00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:03,254 So people can Learn more about you. 249 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:06,224 Okay. 250 00:12:12,632 --> 00:12:14,799 - thanks, carmen ferrara. - sure. 251 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:17,769 Yeah. Okay. 252 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:21,439 Try not to let the status go To your head too much. Okay? 253 00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:23,441 [snorts] 254 00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,713 [bell rings] 255 00:12:29,782 --> 00:12:32,550 Okay, tuned-in teens, Let it all hang out. 256 00:12:32,618 --> 00:12:34,552 I am dying to hear your ideas, 257 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:38,322 And not just the ones You think I'm dying to hear. 258 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:41,525 Right. Okay. Well, here goes. Yeah. 259 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,927 We live in boom times, right? 260 00:12:43,996 --> 00:12:47,298 The internet, the stock market. Everyone is doing well. 261 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,567 - do you wear toe rings? - I'm sorry? 262 00:12:49,635 --> 00:12:52,470 Just "Trending" out loud. Go on. 263 00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:57,208 Um, my idea is, In these times of prosperity, 264 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:59,377 What about those teens Down on their luck? 265 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:02,513 I propose an in-depth Piece on teen runaways. 266 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:05,883 We've got hundreds of them Squatting in condemned houses 267 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,919 Only two blocks From the school... 268 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,154 Gritty. 269 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,822 What else have you got 270 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,490 That doesn't involve Close-ups of lice? 271 00:13:12,558 --> 00:13:14,492 Um... Well, I've... Um... 272 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:17,228 Well, I-I have an idea. 273 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:21,232 Hey. We producers are always Eager for input from the talent. 274 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,366 Right, sam? 275 00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:23,801 Yeah. 276 00:13:23,869 --> 00:13:26,170 Um, well, it seems To me that now, 277 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:29,941 More than ever, we live In the age of the teen star. 278 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:33,144 Everywhere you look, young People are becoming celebrities, 279 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,313 From the backstreet boys To christina aguilera, 280 00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:38,282 And those who aren't famous... Want to be. 281 00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,084 So what I wonder is, 282 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,321 What kind of effect does This obsession with fame-- 283 00:13:43,389 --> 00:13:47,558 And, more importantly, this need For instant attention-- 284 00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:50,128 Have on young people today? 285 00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:53,797 - yes. - yes? 286 00:13:53,866 --> 00:13:54,798 - yes! - yes! 287 00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:56,100 I like it. 288 00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:58,869 I like it. Tell me more. W-what am I seeing? 289 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:01,840 Okay, jamie. You're seeing... How about this? 290 00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:04,975 How about we talk To actual celebrities 291 00:14:05,045 --> 00:14:06,910 About what they think About being famous? 292 00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:08,246 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 293 00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:11,282 Like johnny depp really Wants to talk to a student? 294 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,784 Nothing ventured, Nothing gained, sam. 295 00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,086 Right, jamie? 296 00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,788 [screeches] Love the creative ferment. 297 00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:20,391 The clash of ideas. That blood's running high. Sam. 298 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,960 Brooke's idea Is a little broken. 299 00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:25,363 Help her fix it. Yeah, sam. 300 00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,098 Um... 301 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:31,535 Okay. Okay. 302 00:14:31,604 --> 00:14:34,905 How about we focus on Someone right here at kennedy? 303 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:37,541 Someone with star quality 304 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:40,378 Who fits that mold Of future celebrity. 305 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,981 Whom do you have in mind? 306 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:44,248 Josh ford. 307 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:47,518 He's, um, quarterback Of our football team, 308 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:51,256 The star of our school play, All-around mr. Popularity. 309 00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:55,193 Josh ford is exactly the kind Of guy who goes on to glory. 310 00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,527 Right? 311 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,329 Oh, yeah. He sounds perfect. 312 00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,198 Uh, no. He isn't. Um... 313 00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:05,002 Wow. Okay. Um, jamie, actually, This is a bit awkward for me 314 00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,938 Because josh and I went out. 315 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,440 Aw. 316 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,442 [cackling] 317 00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:16,614 Brooke... [inhales deeply] 318 00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:19,550 I am sure, as a journalist, [clears throat] 319 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:22,553 You will have no trouble putting Aside your personal feelings 320 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,355 And being objective. 321 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,790 - right? - right? 322 00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:28,426 [clears throat] Right. 323 00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:29,627 [whispers] Fabulous. 324 00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:32,463 Right. Yes. 325 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,865 I've typed up A production schedule 326 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,400 For our first Couple of days. 327 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:39,103 We start with some stand-ups Of josh's play rehearsal, 328 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,772 Then we shoot atmosphere Of key places in his life, 329 00:15:41,841 --> 00:15:43,942 Then we sit down For an in-depth talker. 330 00:15:44,010 --> 00:15:46,810 Great. Can hardly wait. 331 00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:50,314 Oh, do not look at me. You're The one who pitched this doozy. 332 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:51,815 I just made it accessible. 333 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,684 You're not a producer. You're a sadist. 334 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:56,154 Okay. Come on, guys. 335 00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:59,223 We cannot have a smackdown Every time we get together. 336 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,558 It's not professional. 337 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,261 Fine. 338 00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:05,195 Now... [sighs] 339 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:07,798 Can I ask a really Dumb question? Mm-hmm. 340 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,000 This josh documentary... 341 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:13,771 Does josh even know We're doing it? 342 00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:16,039 Um... 343 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:26,584 "I am a serious collector Of carmen ferrara memorabilia. 344 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:29,920 Will pay top dollar." 345 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:36,260 So, on thursday and friday, wear Your uniform and the shoes... 346 00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:44,135 Oh! Listen up, y'all. 347 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:47,338 Mama cherry came through For her little girl. 348 00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,340 Mephisto's gonna do it! 349 00:16:51,043 --> 00:16:52,376 Whoo! Whoo! 350 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:53,711 What's going on? 351 00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:55,779 We're going tomorrow To get our licenses. 352 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:59,617 And thanks to my Mother's preferred status At le salon of beverly hills, 353 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:03,053 Mephisto rohas, Super stylist to the stars, 354 00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:06,524 Has agreed to style our Driver's license photo shoot! 355 00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:09,860 You're bringing a personal Stylist to the dmv? 356 00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:12,730 Of course. You been sitting too Close to the microwave? 357 00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,432 These photos Are critical, carmie. 358 00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,266 Mmm. Nic's right, carmen. 359 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:19,270 Let's say you were to become Tragically deceased, like... 360 00:17:19,339 --> 00:17:21,372 If a crazed, Psychotic, serial killer 361 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,174 Got ya in The dead of night 362 00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:26,210 And cut your head off Like poor gwyneth in seven. 363 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:29,280 Well, your dmv picture's the one They'd run in the papers. 364 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,815 Right. Image is everything When you're a glamazon. 365 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,852 Do you wanna come with us To the dmv tomorrow, carmen? 366 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:35,853 Uh... 367 00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:39,490 Yeah. Yeah. 368 00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:40,891 Yeah. Sure. 369 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:45,195 Mephisto's gonna love her hair. Maybe he can razor-blade it. 370 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,531 Basically, I mean, That's our vision. 371 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,267 It's pretty cool, huh? 372 00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:52,737 You sing your solo, 20 million People watch from home. 373 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,271 Talk about exposure. 374 00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:57,542 Wow. Sam, I've got to say That's really flattering, 375 00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:00,177 But I don't want that Kind of press right now. 376 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,312 It's kind of a tense time. 377 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:05,316 I hope this doesn't Screw things up for you. 378 00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:06,650 Not at all. 379 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,251 Okay. 380 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:11,555 I just hope brooke Won't be too disappointed. 381 00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:14,257 Brooke? 382 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,794 Why would she be disappointed? 383 00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:20,263 Oh, well... I mean, she's... Doing the interviews. 384 00:18:20,332 --> 00:18:22,866 Didn't I mention that? 385 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,702 No. 386 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,370 No, you didn't. 387 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:32,175 Well... Where the hell is she? 388 00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:35,546 I don't know. She went into the Novak to change an hour ago. 389 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,181 I don't mean To be difficult, 390 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,016 But I have A costume fitting. 391 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:42,920 I totally understand. It'll just be another minute. 392 00:18:42,988 --> 00:18:46,924 So, josh, when would be a good Time to interview you at home? 393 00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:48,559 At home? Mm-hmm. 394 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,194 I don't think That's gonna happen. 395 00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:54,932 Look, people are gonna wanna Know what it's like to be you. 396 00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:57,301 Find out where you came from, Who your inspirations... 397 00:18:57,370 --> 00:18:59,203 I don't want to do that. 398 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:02,773 You guys, I am so sorry, But I couldn't decide. 399 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:04,408 Which one seems More "Broadcasty"? 400 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,710 What do you think? I don't believe this. 401 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:09,680 Brooke, it doesn't matter. Pick one and let's go. 402 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:13,151 Hi, josh. Hi, brooke. 403 00:19:13,219 --> 00:19:14,552 Sorry to keep you waiting. 404 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:15,953 Oh, no, that's okay. Okay. 405 00:19:16,021 --> 00:19:18,022 It's not okay. I need my star back. 406 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:20,323 Just five more minutes. Please. We're almost ready. 407 00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:23,193 You told me that 45 minutes ago. Come on, cokie. 408 00:19:23,263 --> 00:19:25,363 If you produce, You gotta watch the clock. 409 00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:29,367 Josh, I need you in wardrobe, And make it snappy, mister. 410 00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:33,871 Don't just sit there looki'' Pretty. Come on. Let's go. 411 00:19:33,939 --> 00:19:35,906 Sorry. 412 00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:39,243 Way to go, diva. You just wasted Our first hour. Excuse me. 413 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:42,012 Josh wouldn't be here If it weren't for me. 414 00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:45,916 Harrison, can you get her off my Back? She's making me nervous. 415 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:48,719 Harrison, why don't you buy A puppet to replace brooke? 416 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:51,689 I cannot work this way. Quit. Go back to cheerleading. 417 00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:55,493 Don't even get your hopes up. I would fire you before I quit. 418 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:56,894 Which do you like? 419 00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:59,197 You can't fire me, brooke, 'cause you're fired. 420 00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:00,364 Sam. 421 00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,466 You can't fire me. I quit. 422 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:05,503 Shh. One more thing. Sam, you're fired. 423 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,871 Brooke. Sam! 424 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,640 Perplexed? Totally. 425 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:14,344 Don't be. When women live Together, their cycles coincide. 426 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,346 What? 427 00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:22,486 Hey, dad. 428 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,488 Hang on, son. 429 00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:31,061 [sighs] Damn. Where does the money go? 430 00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:35,098 One day I hope you'll learn what It's like to support a family. 431 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,734 Huh. 432 00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:39,103 What's up? 433 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:42,873 I don't mean to be difficult About this dinner friday night, 434 00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:45,375 But I kind of have this Preexisting commitment. 435 00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:46,711 You got a date? 436 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:48,579 You're going out With brooke mcqueen? 437 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,448 You'll meet Her afterwards. 438 00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:52,283 I'll extend your curfew. 439 00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:55,118 Dad, brooke and I broke up About a month ago. 440 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,220 Oh. 441 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,827 But it does sort of Have to do with her. 442 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:05,630 She and sam mcpherson, They want me to be in 443 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:08,298 This documentary they're doin' For enterteenment today. 444 00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:11,068 You know, the tv show? Mm-hmm. 445 00:21:11,136 --> 00:21:14,838 They're following around someone Who could be famous one day. 446 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,173 And they chose you. 447 00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:18,776 [laughs] That's very Impressive, son. 448 00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:21,078 Why don't you bring 'em Out to the dinner? 449 00:21:21,146 --> 00:21:24,147 That oughta really blow Ron barba's skirt up. Huh? 450 00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:26,216 I... I can't. 451 00:21:27,820 --> 00:21:31,822 See, one of the main reasons They wanna do the video on me... 452 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:35,493 Is I'm starring in the school Play which opens this friday. 453 00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:38,429 Well, now, that is impossible... 454 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:41,599 Because you swore to me You were gonna quit that play. 455 00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:44,602 You didn't want it to interfere With football, but it didn't. 456 00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:46,170 You've been lying This whole time? 457 00:21:46,238 --> 00:21:48,672 I had no choice. You Wouldn't support my decision 458 00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:51,208 To be in the play. What is wrong with you? 459 00:21:51,276 --> 00:21:53,577 We make important Decisions as a family. 460 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,179 This is important. To me. 461 00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:58,181 You wouldn't listen, dad, so... 462 00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,217 So you lied to me, josh! 463 00:22:00,285 --> 00:22:01,319 You lied to me! 464 00:22:01,387 --> 00:22:02,385 James, stop it. 465 00:22:02,455 --> 00:22:04,822 Did you know he was Still doing that play? 466 00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:08,959 It's a damn conspiracy! 467 00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:11,795 I will not be lied to. Not in my own house. 468 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:14,131 And you are not Doing that play. 469 00:22:14,199 --> 00:22:16,567 Wash the starshine Outta your eyes, mister, 470 00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:19,236 Because it's not Going to happen. 471 00:22:26,545 --> 00:22:28,478 [door shuts] 472 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:37,355 I'm sorry he yelled at you Last night, mom. It's my fault. 473 00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:40,591 I hate it when he's Mean to you. I hate it. 474 00:22:40,660 --> 00:22:43,160 Hey, you were terrific Standing up to him. 475 00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:47,931 You want to do something for me? 476 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:52,069 You stay in this play and you Do the best damn job you can. 477 00:22:52,137 --> 00:22:54,572 And you be proud about it. 478 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:57,675 Don't hide. Not like I have for years. 479 00:22:57,743 --> 00:23:01,645 This is your choice, Not his. Okay? 480 00:23:04,349 --> 00:23:07,417 Harrison, please ask her How much longer 481 00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:09,887 She expects me to wait Before we start shooting. 482 00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:11,755 Sam, brooke wants to know... 483 00:23:11,824 --> 00:23:16,393 Harrison, why don't you tell Her that she's got two minutes. 484 00:23:16,461 --> 00:23:18,862 Unless josh decides To blow his appointment, 485 00:23:18,931 --> 00:23:20,263 Which is entirely possible. 486 00:23:20,332 --> 00:23:22,299 I don't think He wants to do this, 487 00:23:22,367 --> 00:23:24,902 So don't be Surprised if he bails. 488 00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:26,403 Later. 489 00:23:26,472 --> 00:23:29,673 I've gotta mosey down To the dmv and get my license 490 00:23:29,742 --> 00:23:33,777 And find a new best friend since Cheerleaders have taken mine. 491 00:23:33,846 --> 00:23:34,778 Ouch. 492 00:23:37,049 --> 00:23:38,982 [lily] Hey. 493 00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:42,787 [clears throat] 494 00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:49,359 So, um, I just came back here To tell you guys that, um... 495 00:23:52,297 --> 00:23:54,097 I'm ready. 496 00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:56,100 Let's do it. 497 00:24:09,982 --> 00:24:11,915 Did you bring the money? 498 00:24:11,984 --> 00:24:13,116 It's you? 499 00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:15,185 You're the carmen ferrara Panty-stealer? 500 00:24:15,254 --> 00:24:17,220 [toilet flushes] Shush up! 501 00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:19,557 Act like you're checkin' out 502 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:22,425 One of those gross little Blackheads of yours. 503 00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:25,596 Hi, hon. 504 00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:28,799 Good. 505 00:24:28,868 --> 00:24:32,102 Now, give me the money. 506 00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:34,939 I need to see The goods first, cherry. 507 00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:37,607 I wanna see Those by-products of fame. 508 00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:44,214 Mary cherry, Mephisto's here! Ah! 509 00:24:44,283 --> 00:24:47,350 We need to get to the dmv Before magic-hour lighting. 510 00:24:47,419 --> 00:24:51,188 Okay, hon. Just one more tuna Insult for the road. Okay? 511 00:24:51,256 --> 00:24:53,958 My butt's prettier than you! 512 00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:56,794 Okay. See you in A second, hon. Bye. 513 00:25:00,566 --> 00:25:03,000 [gasps] 514 00:25:03,068 --> 00:25:06,604 Okay, josh. Now that you're in The homestretch of the play, 515 00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:08,005 How does it feel? 516 00:25:08,073 --> 00:25:10,540 Actually, it's been A rough couple of weeks. 517 00:25:10,610 --> 00:25:11,842 Really? Why's that? 518 00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:15,278 Well, I was doin' okay Juggling everything-- 519 00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:17,280 Sports and the play-- 520 00:25:17,349 --> 00:25:19,783 And then my girlfriend Broke up with me. 521 00:25:21,453 --> 00:25:24,288 I'm sorry. This is weird for me. 522 00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:27,858 It's our first real Conversation in... Three weeks? 523 00:25:27,927 --> 00:25:30,961 And it's In front of a camera? 524 00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:32,462 Josh. 525 00:25:33,933 --> 00:25:37,167 I know it's been A tough time for you. 526 00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:39,837 [sighs] It's just... 527 00:25:39,905 --> 00:25:42,072 Too much to juggle. 528 00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:44,107 And then there's this 529 00:25:44,176 --> 00:25:47,344 Feeling like something's Missing in your life, 530 00:25:47,412 --> 00:25:51,181 Even though you do Your best to fill it up 531 00:25:51,250 --> 00:25:53,283 So that you don't have To feel empty. 532 00:25:53,352 --> 00:25:55,285 That's right. That's how I feel. 533 00:25:55,354 --> 00:25:57,687 I'm sorry. I didn't Mean to dump on you. 534 00:25:57,757 --> 00:25:59,122 No. You... 535 00:25:59,191 --> 00:26:01,458 I'm havin' trouble At home with my dad. 536 00:26:01,526 --> 00:26:02,960 Now we're gettin' somewhere. 537 00:26:03,028 --> 00:26:06,029 Your father isn't supportive of Your choice to pursue acting? 538 00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:08,032 My father Doesn't understand me. 539 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:10,367 Funny thing is, I don't understand myself. 540 00:26:10,436 --> 00:26:12,436 Then why are you Doing the musical? 541 00:26:12,504 --> 00:26:15,839 I, um... I don't know why. 542 00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:19,009 Part of me wonders if it isn't Just some stupid rebellion, 543 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:21,678 Me wanting to get Busted by my dad 544 00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:23,981 So he'll pay Attention to me. 545 00:26:24,049 --> 00:26:25,648 So... 546 00:26:25,717 --> 00:26:27,550 You're doing this... 547 00:26:27,619 --> 00:26:30,888 Strictly for attention you feel You're lacking in your life? 548 00:26:30,956 --> 00:26:33,523 Isn't that what fame is about? 549 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:36,460 I mean, it's just Temporary medication. Right? 550 00:26:36,528 --> 00:26:38,295 To numb the hurt or something. 551 00:26:38,363 --> 00:26:41,131 Everyone thinks It's so cool to be popular 552 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:43,600 And be the center Of attention. 553 00:26:43,669 --> 00:26:45,635 It can be amazing. Don't get me wrong. 554 00:26:45,705 --> 00:26:49,439 It can be great to pass For a winning touchdown 555 00:26:49,508 --> 00:26:52,109 Or be the star Of a show, or whatever. 556 00:26:52,177 --> 00:26:55,846 But if you Do those things 557 00:26:55,915 --> 00:26:58,148 And you're never satisfied 558 00:26:58,217 --> 00:27:01,819 And you can't Figure out what drives you 559 00:27:01,887 --> 00:27:05,889 And no praise Is ever good enough 560 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:07,891 And you feel like your decision 561 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,794 Is possibly breaking up Your parents' marriage... 562 00:27:13,365 --> 00:27:17,634 You win, but you lose, Is all I'm saying. 563 00:27:30,249 --> 00:27:33,550 [sighs] Please, Can I take another one? 564 00:27:33,618 --> 00:27:35,752 Sorry. This isn't Vogue magazine. 565 00:27:35,821 --> 00:27:37,154 [scoffs] 566 00:27:37,222 --> 00:27:40,023 You're trying to get back at me, Godfrey, 'cause I called 567 00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:41,558 The national office For mr. Clucks 568 00:27:41,626 --> 00:27:43,860 And told them that you Were sneezing purposefully 569 00:27:43,929 --> 00:27:46,030 And repeatedly Into the salad bar. 570 00:27:46,098 --> 00:27:48,198 I hold no grudge, lily. 571 00:27:48,267 --> 00:27:50,034 au contraire. in fact, 572 00:27:50,102 --> 00:27:52,735 I consider my firing To be a blessing. 573 00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:54,304 I am now free to be, 574 00:27:54,373 --> 00:27:56,639 As my favorite group, 2 live crew, would say, 575 00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:58,876 As nasty as I wanna be. 576 00:27:58,944 --> 00:28:03,480 And I can never be fired. I'm a government employee now. 577 00:28:03,548 --> 00:28:05,682 Next. 578 00:28:16,095 --> 00:28:17,695 Lily. 579 00:28:17,763 --> 00:28:19,162 Hey. H-how'd it go? 580 00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:23,233 Great, carm. 581 00:28:23,302 --> 00:28:25,402 Took a bad photo Like most normal people. 582 00:28:25,471 --> 00:28:28,872 [scoffs] Jealous much, Fast-food hagatha? 583 00:28:28,941 --> 00:28:30,207 Fyi, li'l lily, 584 00:28:30,275 --> 00:28:33,110 You smell like bac-os from Scrubbin' out those fryers. 585 00:28:33,179 --> 00:28:35,545 Not even a stylist And a bottle of charlie 586 00:28:35,614 --> 00:28:37,447 Could cleanse you Of that stench. 587 00:28:37,516 --> 00:28:38,882 Right, nic? 588 00:28:38,951 --> 00:28:42,719 Oh, fabulous. I love what you've Done with that front curl. 589 00:28:42,788 --> 00:28:45,288 Mephisto really Is genius. 590 00:28:45,357 --> 00:28:47,957 I look like selena. 591 00:28:48,027 --> 00:28:50,027 Take your seats, ladies. 592 00:28:50,095 --> 00:28:52,062 Time for the written exam. 593 00:28:52,131 --> 00:28:55,165 Then we'll hit the parking Lot for the driving test. 594 00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:14,917 ...And you feel like your decision 595 00:29:14,986 --> 00:29:17,955 is possibly breaking up your parents' marriage... 596 00:29:19,925 --> 00:29:22,092 That is where our story lives. 597 00:29:22,161 --> 00:29:23,861 We need to talk To his parents, 598 00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:26,530 Otherwise all we have Is a shallow puff piece. 599 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,798 This story needs To have focus, power, 600 00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:30,533 Or else it'll Never get on the air 601 00:29:30,602 --> 00:29:32,836 And there goes our shot At the big time. 602 00:29:32,905 --> 00:29:35,572 Excuse me. Are you saying That my questions were shallow? 603 00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,441 Oh, god. Harrison, that's What she just said. 604 00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:39,476 Brooke... 605 00:29:39,544 --> 00:29:42,145 No. Okay? I'm just... 606 00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:43,313 I just... 607 00:29:43,382 --> 00:29:47,350 Think that you really Got to something deep there. 608 00:29:47,419 --> 00:29:48,986 Yeah? 609 00:29:49,054 --> 00:29:50,253 Yeah. 610 00:29:50,322 --> 00:29:53,022 Josh did not give us Permission to do this. 611 00:29:53,092 --> 00:29:54,258 You know what? 612 00:29:54,326 --> 00:29:57,760 I know his mom well. I can set up an interview. 613 00:29:57,829 --> 00:29:59,262 - really? - totally. 614 00:29:59,331 --> 00:30:00,930 - great. - this'll be great. 615 00:30:24,824 --> 00:30:27,690 Very good, miss fresh. Congratulations. 616 00:30:27,759 --> 00:30:30,027 Welcome to The world of road rage. 617 00:30:30,095 --> 00:30:31,528 [screams] 618 00:30:31,596 --> 00:30:32,996 Yay! 619 00:30:34,066 --> 00:30:35,732 All right, miss cherry. 620 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,667 The obstacle course. 621 00:30:37,736 --> 00:30:39,902 Show me what you got. 622 00:30:39,971 --> 00:30:42,305 [revving] 623 00:31:03,128 --> 00:31:04,994 Oh. 624 00:31:12,037 --> 00:31:13,803 Hot. 625 00:31:22,114 --> 00:31:25,248 She better not Make us look bad. 626 00:31:25,317 --> 00:31:26,649 [april] Here she comes. 627 00:31:28,687 --> 00:31:30,220 I'm so proud of you, Carmen ferrara. 628 00:31:30,289 --> 00:31:32,389 Hey. Isn't that tuna? 629 00:31:35,961 --> 00:31:38,328 This is better than road rules. 630 00:31:40,599 --> 00:31:43,366 You're doin' great, Carmen ferrara! 631 00:31:47,506 --> 00:31:49,272 [thud] 632 00:31:49,341 --> 00:31:50,807 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 633 00:31:50,875 --> 00:31:52,475 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 634 00:31:52,544 --> 00:31:54,777 I think you just killed a girl. 635 00:31:54,846 --> 00:31:58,615 That's gonna Cost you some points. 636 00:31:58,683 --> 00:32:02,685 Actually, I... I feel I could've Helped him more in that area. 637 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:05,055 [door opening, closing] How? 638 00:32:05,124 --> 00:32:07,590 That-that must be josh's dad. 639 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:11,128 [mrs. Ford] Josh. What's going on in here? 640 00:32:11,196 --> 00:32:13,563 Uh... [stammers] You were supposed to be 641 00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:15,732 At a run through For the play... Where's dad? 642 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:19,702 He'll be home any minute. This Will be good for him to see. 643 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,371 It could start a discussion... 644 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,506 Brooke, why are you doing this? 645 00:32:23,575 --> 00:32:27,009 In my house? Without my Permission? And with my mother? 646 00:32:27,078 --> 00:32:29,980 And, mom, you told me What I did is my choice, 647 00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:31,648 And I didn't choose This invasion. 648 00:32:31,717 --> 00:32:34,751 Josh, you need to face your Father. You can't keep running. 649 00:32:34,819 --> 00:32:38,522 Who needs to keep running When I've got everybody chasing Me with their own agendas? 650 00:32:38,590 --> 00:32:40,757 You are using me. I don't like it! 651 00:32:40,825 --> 00:32:43,560 Josh, you are overreacting. No, I'm not! 652 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:47,197 I'm upset about something That I don't need to be! 653 00:32:47,266 --> 00:32:50,233 There's no story anymore, guys. I'm not going on tonight. 654 00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:51,934 I'm quitting This stupid musical, 655 00:32:52,003 --> 00:32:54,371 And I'm quitting this Stupid interview segment. 656 00:32:54,439 --> 00:32:56,373 Turn that damn camera off! [thud] 657 00:33:07,186 --> 00:33:09,352 Hey, carmen. Oh. 658 00:33:09,421 --> 00:33:11,354 Kudos again, carm. 659 00:33:11,423 --> 00:33:14,657 The way you dealt with that Fanatic goon was massive. 660 00:33:14,726 --> 00:33:17,995 Your will to power Is an impressive Reflection upon us all. 661 00:33:18,063 --> 00:33:21,565 You didn't quite kill her, But still... Congrats, hon! 662 00:33:21,633 --> 00:33:25,368 You guys, it really Was an accident. 663 00:33:25,437 --> 00:33:27,604 [revving] 664 00:33:27,672 --> 00:33:29,606 Hi, carmen ferrara. 665 00:33:33,645 --> 00:33:35,345 April, 666 00:33:35,414 --> 00:33:37,347 We need to talk. 667 00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:40,217 We are documenting a show That is not going to happen. 668 00:33:40,285 --> 00:33:42,619 This is so stupid. This is not good. 669 00:33:42,687 --> 00:33:44,921 We have to tell Somebody about josh. 670 00:33:44,990 --> 00:33:47,257 If we do, we become Part of the story. 671 00:33:47,326 --> 00:33:50,893 It's a little late to start Worrying about that now, Woodward and bernstein. 672 00:33:50,962 --> 00:33:52,629 Look, he seemed Really upset. 673 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:55,298 Maybe you can find him And see if he's okay. 674 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:57,100 You don't think I want to, sam? 675 00:33:57,169 --> 00:33:59,469 I broke up with him For a reason. Okay? 676 00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:02,605 If I go to him, I'm scared That I will confuse him 677 00:34:02,674 --> 00:34:04,140 And make him feel worse. 678 00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:05,342 Ladies. 679 00:34:05,410 --> 00:34:08,778 Have you seen josh? He was Supposed to be in makeup. 680 00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:10,580 Um... 681 00:34:10,649 --> 00:34:13,115 Ms. Ross, I'm afraid We have some bad news. 682 00:34:13,184 --> 00:34:15,785 Josh won't be Going on tonight. What? 683 00:34:15,854 --> 00:34:17,287 Yes, I will. 684 00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:18,388 Damn it, mr. Ford. 685 00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:20,157 You nearly gave me A heart attack. 686 00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:21,858 Get into your costume now. 687 00:34:21,926 --> 00:34:24,994 Wait. Josh, one question. Um, why'd you change your mind? 688 00:34:25,064 --> 00:34:27,230 Uh, I guess... 689 00:34:27,299 --> 00:34:31,535 A while back I told you I didn't Know why I was doing this. 690 00:34:31,603 --> 00:34:34,171 Tonight, It became clear to me. 691 00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,639 I just realized... 692 00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:40,410 I wanna do this, So I'm doin' it. 693 00:34:40,479 --> 00:34:43,813 [girl] Five minutes, everybody. Five-minute call. 694 00:34:49,321 --> 00:34:51,888 This is killer. The whole school 695 00:34:51,956 --> 00:34:55,592 Just saw me being wheeled Around by carmen ferrara. 696 00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:57,860 April... 697 00:34:57,929 --> 00:34:59,562 You're mad about the dmv, huh? 698 00:34:59,631 --> 00:35:01,498 You would've passed If not for me. 699 00:35:01,566 --> 00:35:03,165 Oh, stupid! 700 00:35:03,234 --> 00:35:04,701 Stupid! Stupid! April! April! 701 00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:08,171 Stupid! Stop it! God! You're freakin' me out! 702 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:10,973 You have to quit... 703 00:35:11,042 --> 00:35:12,842 Worshiping me. 704 00:35:12,911 --> 00:35:15,077 I mean, I'm an ordinary person. 705 00:35:15,146 --> 00:35:16,413 Just like you. 706 00:35:16,482 --> 00:35:18,047 You're not like me. 707 00:35:18,117 --> 00:35:21,418 You rose up from the reject Swamp to become somebody. 708 00:35:23,155 --> 00:35:26,656 I am nothing but a sick joke. 709 00:35:26,725 --> 00:35:30,760 They make fun of me every day At this school. You know? 710 00:35:30,829 --> 00:35:33,596 I know I'm a bad Dresser and all, but... 711 00:35:33,665 --> 00:35:37,133 I don't have the money For better clothes, so... 712 00:35:37,202 --> 00:35:39,869 I try and do The vintage thing. 713 00:35:41,106 --> 00:35:43,273 It doesn't work. 714 00:35:44,709 --> 00:35:47,276 I say awkward things 'cause I get nervous. 715 00:35:47,346 --> 00:35:50,012 And I... 716 00:35:50,081 --> 00:35:52,215 Just hate... 717 00:35:52,284 --> 00:35:55,384 What? What do you hate? 718 00:35:57,255 --> 00:35:59,188 Being me. 719 00:36:04,062 --> 00:36:08,832 You know, um, april, I used to feel just like you. 720 00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:11,834 Everybody made fun Of me, and... 721 00:36:11,903 --> 00:36:15,972 I pretty much hated Everything about myself. 722 00:36:18,343 --> 00:36:20,943 But the way I got over it 723 00:36:21,012 --> 00:36:23,780 Was by concentrating On what was good about me. 724 00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:26,183 I love... 725 00:36:26,251 --> 00:36:28,050 Dancing. 726 00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:31,153 And I worked really hard. 727 00:36:31,222 --> 00:36:33,089 I concentrated on the positive. 728 00:36:33,157 --> 00:36:34,924 You know? 729 00:36:36,328 --> 00:36:40,096 Come on. We are not leaving here Until you think of one thing 730 00:36:40,164 --> 00:36:43,433 That you really like About yourself. 731 00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:52,509 Well, I am a genius at macramé. 732 00:36:52,577 --> 00:36:54,744 There ya go. 733 00:36:56,748 --> 00:36:58,347 And, um... 734 00:36:58,417 --> 00:37:01,851 April, as nice as you have been, 735 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,620 I don't want a fan club. 736 00:37:03,688 --> 00:37:06,823 And I don't want a web site. 737 00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:09,593 I just wanna be me. 738 00:37:10,796 --> 00:37:12,762 Okay? 739 00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:15,198 Deal. 740 00:37:15,267 --> 00:37:17,200 Carmen, 741 00:37:17,269 --> 00:37:20,069 You really are an inspiration. 742 00:37:21,773 --> 00:37:24,206 [click, revving] 743 00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:27,610 [toilet flushes] 744 00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:31,848 I'm with april on this one. 745 00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:34,016 You're my inspiration, too. 746 00:37:37,155 --> 00:37:40,022 You seem amazingly calm. How do you do it? 747 00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:41,858 It's because I have faith. Uh-huh. 748 00:37:41,926 --> 00:37:45,562 And I believe in the lord... Oh! There's josh. Let's go. 749 00:37:45,630 --> 00:37:47,864 Sorry. Been happenin' all week. Whatever. 750 00:37:47,932 --> 00:37:48,865 Josh. 751 00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:51,268 Tell us how you're feeling. 752 00:37:51,336 --> 00:37:53,870 The tension Is so thick back here. 753 00:37:53,938 --> 00:37:57,607 Thanks, brooke. That's really relaxing. 754 00:38:00,879 --> 00:38:04,046 Um, josh, Your dad's here. 755 00:38:05,216 --> 00:38:07,784 My dad? You're kidding. 756 00:38:10,054 --> 00:38:13,590 You stuck to your guns And you made him come around. 757 00:38:13,658 --> 00:38:15,725 I'm happy for you. Congratulations. 758 00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:18,528 the kennedy high school presentation of south pacific. 759 00:38:19,864 --> 00:38:25,001 ♪ one dream in my heart ♪ 760 00:38:25,069 --> 00:38:31,441 ♪ one love to be living for ♪ 761 00:38:31,510 --> 00:38:37,280 ♪ one love to be living for ♪ 762 00:38:37,349 --> 00:38:43,286 ♪ this nearly was mine ♪ 763 00:38:43,355 --> 00:38:49,326 ♪ one girl for my dreams ♪ 764 00:38:49,394 --> 00:38:55,264 ♪ one partner in paradise ♪ 765 00:38:55,334 --> 00:39:00,637 ♪ this promise of paradise ♪ 766 00:39:00,705 --> 00:39:07,143 ♪ this nearly was mine ♪ 767 00:39:13,284 --> 00:39:15,284 Go. Go. Go. Go. 768 00:39:17,255 --> 00:39:20,256 Don't walk out on me, dad. 769 00:39:21,860 --> 00:39:23,459 You know, josh, 770 00:39:23,527 --> 00:39:26,663 It would be just great If I could stay. 771 00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:30,533 But I can't watch this. It's not what I want for you. 772 00:39:30,602 --> 00:39:33,335 It's not that kind of person I want you to be. 773 00:39:33,405 --> 00:39:36,139 Dad, I have to be Who I wanna be. 774 00:39:36,207 --> 00:39:40,142 Josh, you're 16 years old. You don't know what you want. 775 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:43,580 I'm tryin' to figure it out, Dad. That's why I'm doing this. 776 00:39:43,648 --> 00:39:45,247 Why can't you Just understand... 777 00:39:45,316 --> 00:39:48,217 Why can't you just be More like your brothers? 778 00:39:48,286 --> 00:39:51,488 John and ricky never put me Through anything like this. 779 00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:54,323 - why can't I be Like my brothers? - yes. 780 00:39:54,393 --> 00:39:56,859 You don't even Know my brothers, dad. 781 00:39:56,928 --> 00:39:59,729 You don't know your own sons. 782 00:39:59,798 --> 00:40:03,032 Do you know ricky hates The college you made him go to? 783 00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:05,501 Do you know he calls me Every saturday night, 784 00:40:05,569 --> 00:40:08,304 Drunk out of his mind And completely freaked out, 785 00:40:08,373 --> 00:40:10,373 Because you made him Join a fraternity 786 00:40:10,442 --> 00:40:12,074 And he hates it there? 787 00:40:12,143 --> 00:40:14,677 Do you know john's In a bad marriage? 788 00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:16,846 And he knew It wasn't gonna work. 789 00:40:16,915 --> 00:40:19,315 But he was too afraid To call it off 790 00:40:19,383 --> 00:40:22,685 Because he didn't want You to think he failed. 791 00:40:22,754 --> 00:40:25,822 And now he's got two kids, And he's stuck. 792 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:29,458 John and ricky hate you, dad. 793 00:40:29,528 --> 00:40:31,193 You know that? 794 00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:32,862 They hate you. 795 00:40:34,433 --> 00:40:37,634 And I don't wanna Be like them, dad, 796 00:40:37,702 --> 00:40:39,936 Because I don't wanna hate you. 797 00:40:40,005 --> 00:40:43,206 But right now, I do. 798 00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:45,074 I do. 799 00:40:45,143 --> 00:40:47,210 I got a show to finish. 800 00:40:51,683 --> 00:40:56,085 ♪ you don't know how ♪ 801 00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:58,888 ♪ it feels to be ♪ 802 00:40:58,957 --> 00:41:00,456 Jane, we're going home. 803 00:41:03,361 --> 00:41:06,863 No, james. You're on your own now. 804 00:41:08,232 --> 00:41:14,336 ♪ told you that he would always be there ♪ 805 00:41:14,405 --> 00:41:17,840 ♪ for you ♪ 806 00:41:22,180 --> 00:41:26,783 ♪ it is better sometimes ♪ 807 00:41:26,852 --> 00:41:29,786 [brooke] Are we on yet? [sam] Yes. 808 00:41:29,854 --> 00:41:32,822 [harrison] Video message to enterteenment today, take one. 809 00:41:34,893 --> 00:41:37,827 Hi. I'm brooke mcqueen For enterteenment today. 810 00:41:37,896 --> 00:41:39,962 And I'm sam mcpherson. 811 00:41:40,031 --> 00:41:42,031 Hey. Um, jamie, hi. 812 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:45,434 Um, the story on josh And fame turned out really, 813 00:41:45,504 --> 00:41:47,136 Really good. 814 00:41:47,205 --> 00:41:49,205 We got it all Down on tape. 815 00:41:49,273 --> 00:41:51,474 Harrison did A great job editing it. 816 00:41:51,543 --> 00:41:52,675 It looks amazing. 817 00:41:52,744 --> 00:41:56,746 The thing is, however, After we watched the tape, 818 00:41:56,815 --> 00:41:59,816 We both got uncomfortable For several reasons. 819 00:41:59,885 --> 00:42:03,219 First is, we realized We were bad friends. 820 00:42:03,287 --> 00:42:07,323 And the second... Is we used our subject. 821 00:42:07,391 --> 00:42:09,525 We went straight for His vulnerability jugular 822 00:42:09,593 --> 00:42:10,993 To serve our own needs. 823 00:42:11,062 --> 00:42:14,563 Josh needed me as a friend, And I wasn't there for him 824 00:42:14,633 --> 00:42:16,398 Because I wanted to be as famous 825 00:42:16,467 --> 00:42:18,300 As the person I was covering. 826 00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:19,368 Sam did, too. 827 00:42:19,437 --> 00:42:21,538 Not really. She exaggerates. Sam? 828 00:42:21,606 --> 00:42:23,205 Okay. Okay. [clears throat] 829 00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:24,673 I did. 830 00:42:24,743 --> 00:42:27,510 To wrap things up, What we realized is, 831 00:42:27,579 --> 00:42:30,313 Fame is ultimately About corruption 832 00:42:30,381 --> 00:42:33,315 Of your life, Your dreams, your normalcy, 833 00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:34,717 All for some attention 834 00:42:34,786 --> 00:42:36,986 That's not really Real to begin with. 835 00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:39,455 And if you want To make that sacrifice, 836 00:42:39,524 --> 00:42:41,758 Then that's cool And fine, but... 837 00:42:41,826 --> 00:42:44,894 But it has to be your decision. 838 00:42:44,963 --> 00:42:48,164 Josh never got a chance to make That decision because we... 839 00:42:48,232 --> 00:42:50,032 Made it for him. 840 00:42:52,170 --> 00:42:54,336 So we erased the tape. 841 00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:57,039 Maybe we won't get To walk down that red carpet 842 00:42:57,108 --> 00:43:00,409 Or get better reservations At restaurants and stuff, 843 00:43:00,478 --> 00:43:03,746 But at least we'll be able To sleep at night. Yeah. 844 00:43:03,815 --> 00:43:07,616 Well, mostly. Sam snores. My doorframe literally rattles. 845 00:43:07,686 --> 00:43:09,852 Brooke talks in her sleep-- These lurid fantasies 846 00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:11,587 That would Straighten your hair. 847 00:43:11,656 --> 00:43:14,057 Anyway, I'm brooke mcqueen... 848 00:43:14,125 --> 00:43:15,992 And I'm sam mcpherson... 849 00:43:16,061 --> 00:43:17,994 Signing off. Signing off. 850 00:43:27,171 --> 00:43:30,772 ♪ to bend and not to break ♪ 851 00:43:30,841 --> 00:43:34,643 ♪ chin up, try not to quake ♪ 852 00:43:34,712 --> 00:43:38,147 ♪ I'm grinning on the outside ♪ 853 00:43:38,216 --> 00:43:42,051 ♪ but I'm a wreck internally ♪ 854 00:43:44,122 --> 00:43:47,689 ♪ ooh, la la la la ♪ 855 00:43:51,529 --> 00:43:55,631 ♪ ooh, la la la la ♪